Dip-O

well for the description of this piece I think it requires a bit of back story.

I recently applied for Running With Sissiors and things actually went pretty well, me and my room mate actually had a good chance of getting a job but unfortunetly they where a bit over staffed at the time and we are pretty much on the waiting list

That said we did an art test for the studio and while I was in that frame of mind I made this. As with everthing else in the Postal games there is a lot of subtial or obvious humor in everthing about the game, for instance in Postal II you get a huge gas can you douse people with and light them on fire but I was thinking that you could use a can of lighter fluid to the same effect in a more poritble size.

After I finished my art test I was still excited about RWS and whipped this out with a lot of humor put into the texture, I know you can’t read it in the render (which looks like crap since this was meant for an RT render in a game) but it’s funny as hell.

The front:

Dip-O

Premium
Lighter Fluid
Cleaner Burning
Improved Compustion
That Burn’n Smell
(Spanish translation)

Danger: This shit will blow your unibrow off and hard boil your eyes
Read the instructions, give it you your house plants, take a swig yourself
(Spanish translation)

The back:

(Left box)
Anime Hair
(Spanish translation)

(Right box)
Real lighting
(Spanish translation)

Danger:
CONTENTS: Fruit punch, Vodka, Gasoline, Rubbing Alcohol, Lemon
Highly flammable
This stuff iches something fierce
Don’t point this at your lit cigarette
Keep out of reac of children till they are old enough

(Spanish translation)

Left Side:

Don’t Forget the Matches Man!
(Spanish Translation)

Homeless Streetbum Coilition
1234 at your local corner store
paridise Az 1802
phones we aint gots no phones
www . bumfights . com


Right Side:

In case of asshole this is how you react
(Spanish Translation)

(circle 1)
Bump
(circle 2)
Spray Asshole
(circle 3)
Burn Dip Burn

Laughing is not wrong if
They are real assholes
(Spanish translation)

(lets not forget the recycling logo )